Dear Bob: Is there any truth to the rumor that Bryce, Stretch, Zepp would get dates with the sport's illastrated swimsuit models???
Todd
Bob Writes:
Dear Todd,
You must be referring to the rumor started by Bryce, Stretch and Zepp. BS
Dear Bob:
I caught Nick Swardson's special on Comedy Central the other night. At the start, I thought I was going to be completely annoyed with him like I am with you, but by the end I was laughing so hard it brought a tear to my eye. Let him know that he just earned himself one more fan. Happy Hammer
Bob Writes:
Dear Happy Hammer,
I'll get right on it. Nick will be so pleased to hear he pleased you. BS
Dear Bob:
Bob your an a-----e for think Mcnabb would be better than Farve. What has Mcnabb done the only advantage he has is he is younger. Do you know anything you dim wit.. Jennifer
Bob Writes:
Dear Jennifer,
Well, I know you have a potty mouth. And that you can't spell Favre. And that you don't pay much attention to grammar, sentence structure and punctuation. A little tip for you: When you call someone a dimwit, you should try not to come off like one yourself. BS
Dear Bob:
We have to move to Des Moines - know of any good radio stations down there ? thanks Edwin
Bob Writes:
Dear Edwin,
I know of a terrific radio station you can listen to via the Internet. It's called KQRS. And you can find it at www.kqrs.com ... so, keep listening. BS
Dear Bob:
where do I get my hands on one of those famous KQ & Jeff Passolt " I have to poop t-shirts ?" Jamie The Instigator
Bob Writes:
Dear Jamie,
You should call Jeff at his desk at the No. 9. I think he sells them out of the trunk of his car. ... Actually, give a call to the KQRS head office and somebody can tell you. BS
Dear Bob:
Last week, i saw a vision of uni-corns and dancing fairy's holding hands in a circle around you in a land filled with cheese mountains. What is next vision grasshopper? Robert
Bob Writes:
Dear Robert,
If I ever decide I want to get into really good hallucinatory drugs, I know who to contact. BS
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