Dear Bob:
The Vikes and the Twinks Both play on Sept 2. Is this some sort of a end of the world sign?
Thomas
Bob Writes:
Dear Thomas,
The Gophers also play that day. And their world is about to come to an end.
BS
Dear Bob:
Why must the Twins always play like they're scared poop-less against top teams like the Yanks, Rangers, Rays, etc? Gardy needs to do something to fire them boys up. Maybe a Nancy Pelosi
cardboard cut out ala Major League except they take pieces off when they
LOSE?
D.C.
Bob Writes:
Dear D.C.,
A Nancy Pelosi cardboard cut out, eh? You might be on to something. Then again ...
BS
Dear Bob:
Cliché question...but if you could have dinner with any three people, dead or alive, who would you choose to dine with?
Dave
Bob Writes:
Dear Dave,
I'd pick three dead people. Then there would be more for me to eat.
BS
Dear Bob:
HEY!!!! Last fall I asked about the Gophers football team, and you replied that they'd be great. They aren't even rated this year. Any chance you'll just fall on the proverbial sword on them this year?
Mike
Bob Writes:
Dear Mike,
When I said the Gophers would be great, that's what is known as sarcasm. It's like saying your e-mail is great.
BS
Dear Bob:
Al Nolen or Devoe Joseph. Who's your choice for the 2010-2011 Golden Gophers "crunch time" point guard and why?
- Michal
Bob Writes:
Dear Michal,
Really? Gophers' basketball talk? Already? Let's give it another month or so, eh.
BS
Dear Bob:
You were wrong (again) about Cliff Lee going to the Twins. Have you thought of maybe pursuing a different occupation? Do you have any skills other than shotty sports reporting? Maybe I can help.
Happy Hammer
Bob Writes:
Dear Happy Hammer,
Well, at least I know it's shoddy, not shotty, as in: Your e-mail has shoddy spelling in it.
BS
Dear Bob:
Can you help me understand why a president that smokes is trying to determine what I should eat, how I should exercise, and what my overall healthcare options should be?
Jon
Bob Writes:
Dear Jon,
Next time he calls me for advice, I'll bring it up to him.
BS
Dear Bob:
Since my divorce, I've been doing nothing but washing white tube
socks and going through hand lotion like it's last call or the wee hours of the morning in cell block 9. Could you forward a number or two of hot chicks for me to call or should I call Passolt and cruise local night clubs after his newscast wearing the funniest, fanciest pants and shirts? Any interest in joining our little gang of minute men or you cool?
Robert
Bob Writes:
Dear Robert,
Geez, if only I didn't have to do a wash.
BS
Dear Bob:
Is there anyone dumber and more naive than a liberal?
JW
Bob Writes:
Dear JW,
Liberals aren't dumb. They are passionate..
BS
Dear Bob:
2 divided by 1 and that is what I will be without you Bobby Boy.
Who said it?
A. Some stocker from Woodbury?
B. A guy who is everything you would not want to be?
C. 45 Year old man still living with his mother chasing spiders in her
basement?
Your guess?
Robert
Bob Writes:
Dear Robert,
Huh?
BS
Dear Bob:
In your humble, honest and professional opinion, which pro
athlete has an ego bigger than Lebron James?
Amy
Bob Writes:
Dear Amy,
Nobody. When it comes to egos, he is the King.
BS
Dear Bob:
Will the twins make a big move at the break for a real closer or a
veteran starter ???
Don
Bob Writes:
Dear Don,
You can bet on this: Don't bet on it.
BS
Dear Bob:
Why does a physic need to ask my name????
Wade
Bob Writes:
Dear Wade,
I think you mean psychic. And maybe they ask you your name to see if you can spell it.
BS
Dear Bob:
What kind of a vehicle do you own? I picture you being a SUV guy.
Carol
Bob Writes:
Dear Carol,
I am a truck guy and occasionally an SUV guy. In other words, a guy's guy. Anyway, that's how I like to think of myself.
BS
Dear Bob:
I was at the Twins game and they started singing "Take me out to the ballgame". Why do they do that when they are already at the ballgame?
Another Bob
Bob Writes:
Dear Another Bob,
It is one of the great mysteries of the universe.
BS
Dear Bob:
Any chance the Twins trade for an ace this year?
Fred
Bob Writes:
Dear Fred,
They better trade for an ace or it's curtains for them.
BS
Dear Bob:
What will the Vikings do this year if Sydney Rice can't go full speed?
Jay
Bob Writes:
Dear Jay,
Wow. A somewhat serious question. I think that's one of the signs of the Apocalypse. Anyway, the answer: You will see Bernard Berrian play a much bigger role.
BS
Dear Bob:
Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty as a Vikings fan, I saw when's it going to spill!! Don "The Duke" of Andover
Bob Writes:
Dear "The Duke",
Pessimest.
BS
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