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Dear Bob:
I named my bunny after you. Bob the Bunny. He doesn't come when I call him. What name to you respond to when your wife calls for you?
Hasenpfeffer


Bob Writes:
Dear Hasenpfeffer,
Let's put it this way: Most of the time, it's at least a four-letter word, not a three-letter word like Bob..
BS

Dear Bob:
Will Farve be the biggest media event you have ever covered if he signs with the vikes?
John


Bob Writes:
Dear John,
Yep, though the Herschel Walker trade was a bit of a big deal, too.
BS

Dear Bob:
How does a stiff like you still have a job in this economy?
John


Bob Writes:
Dear John,
Makes you sick to your stomach, doesn't it?
BS

Dear Bob:
When are you going to write your column? It seems like you been off for two months. Do you ever work?
John


Bob Writes:
Dear John,
Why do you want to know? Is it because you miss me?
BS