Dear Bob:
Why are our sports teams referred to as the MN Twins, Vikings, Wild ... rather than a city (St Paul/Mpls), like the Chicago Bears, New Orleans Saints, Detroit Lions, etc? I'm trying to think of any other teams with states in their monikers and keep coming up with more cities. Thanks!
Terri
Bob Writes:
Dear Terri,
Ever hear of the Florida Marlins or Florida Panthers? The Tennessee Titans? How about a team named after an entire region, like the New England Patriots? And, by the way, the New York Giants aren't named after New York City. You don't make your living as a researcher, do you?
BS
Dear Bob:
Crystal ball time...If the Vikes win it all this year (big if), and Ziggy acts fast (which he will) , and gets the taxpayers (who have no money left) to throw down for a new stadium...Will your newspaper cohorts still call it "The House that Favre built"?
Darrin
Bob Writes:
Dear Darrin,
Yeah. Whatever.
BS
Dear Bob:
I tune in and listen to you guys in the morning on my way to work and heard the story the other morning about the 22 year old stripper who attacked the 52 year old stripper with her stiletto heels. In honor of your upcoming trip to Las Vegas I wanted to point your
attention to the Miss 50 Years Old contest that took place in Vegas recently ... google search on "Miss 50 Years Old" and be amazed. I doubt that any of these women were the stripper in your story.
Bob
Bob Writes:
Dear Bob,
Ah, Vegas. Did you know what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas without the help of penicillin?
BS
Dear Bob:
Hi Bob, Here is some Halloween humor for you!!
What kind of music does a Mummy prefer?
Wrap!!
What does a Skeleton order for dinner?
Spare Ribs!
Where do Ghosts go to water ski?
Lake Erie!!
What is the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to it's diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!!
What is a Ghost's favorite road to haunt?
A Dead End!!
HA... Ha...ha......
Dirty Kurtie
Bob Writes:
Dear Dirty Kurtie,
You're a laugh riot. To a 5-year-old.
BS
Dear Bob:
How about that conservative last drive before halftime by the vikes. I don't agree with that call. The steelers didn't play conservativly after the fact, and drove it in for the TD.
John
Bob Writes:
Dear John,
Relax... The Vikings will be fine.
BS
Dear Bob:
Why are you so average?
Happy Hammer
Bob Writes:
Dear Happy Hammer,
At least I'm not below average -- like you.
BS
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