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Dear Bob:
I took my young daughters hunting-ducks and my youngest-age 6 shot my other daughter age 9 in the butt with a BB Gun after she said a duck passed between them...yep. At the ER, BB Butt daughter called the attending ER Doc Mr. because of the facial hair this lady had including a uni-brow that could have possible been knitted. Coming from Jersey and your love for hairy women, how many breaded ladies have you kissed and was electrolysis part of the second date?
Rob
Bob Writes:
Dear Rob,
I'll have you know that only one of the women I dated in New Jersey had a moustache.
BS
Dear Bob:
Ever think about having a good friend in Woodbury named Bob? Since most of my friends hate me and call me names like Fatty, Short Bus Bob and Front Seat Rider, what does this mean? Is there hope or should I play Russian Roulette? Any interest?
Bob Bingoballs
Bob Writes:
Dear Bob Bingoballs,
Meds. Go back on them.
BS
Dear Bob:
You and me have the same uncle and his name is Sam...
Mike
Bob Writes:
Dear Mike,
I hope he leaves us both a lot of money in his will. Me more than you, though.
BS
Dear Bob:
When will Terri learn she sounds more intelligent not talking at
all?
Joshy Boy
Bob Writes:
Dear Joshy Boy,
When will you learn that you're a dimwit? Terri is the glue that holds it all together.
BS
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