Dear Bob:
If Mikey's a mouse and Goofy's a dog, then what the hell is Pluto?
John


Bob Writes:
Dear John,
Mikey Mouse? Any relation to Mickey?
BS

Dear Bob:
A golf club walks in a bar and the bartender says sorry I can't serve you. The golf club is puzzled and asks the Bartender why he can't get a drink, and the Bartender replies, “because your the Driver!!” HA..Ha.. ha.....

Dear Bob:
Now that I won my bet about Favre, I'd like to get more money outta them Cheeseheads. How many games will the Vikes win this year?
Strangebrew


Bob Writes:
Dear Strangebrew,
More than they would have without him.
BS

Dear Bob:
Now That Farve is here, do you think there is a Super Bowl run for the Vikes, Tell it to me straight, I cant watch another year with false hope.
Tim


Bob Writes:
Dear Tim,
It’s the only hope you have.
BS

Dear Bob:
I'm sensing a plot here. What if Brett Favre is really a double agent paid by the Packers to screw up the Vikes now that they are strong at every position except for QB? Think about it, he played one year for a team that didn't play Green Bay, was caught using a Packers-owned cellphone to talk with the Vikes and we can only guess at the effect all this has had on our other hapless QB's (JD Booty has to get used to a new # for God's sake!). It's always the ones you think are stupid who turn out to be the devious ones!
Jimmy


Bob Writes:
Dear Jimmy,
An interesting theory. The problem is, the Vikings did not need Favre to screw them up. The other QBs could have handled that.
BS

Dear Bob:
Sent you a note talking about my displeasure with Vick and your response was that I need to "get more personal issues in my life". In my defense I'd tell you: as a employee at an animal shelter I think that IS pretty personal. In your defense though I'd say: you didn't know. No harm. No foul. I will ask you this though: Did you see Vick on 60 minutes the other day? I think I actually watched his nose grow as he spoke. Ask his former coach. Ask a judge. Ask some of Atlanta's fans. If his lips are moving he's lying.
Curveball


Bob Writes:
Dear Curveball,
You are right. That is a very personal issue to you. If only I knew ...
BS

Dear Bob:
Is something wrong if I get a funny tingly feeling in my pants when I look at the Miss 50(+) pageant photos?
Denny


Bob Writes:
Dear Denny,
Bryce, is that you writing under somebody else’s name?
BS